Series 3: 26. Snow Joke
Series 5: 13. Christmas Rules!
Everybody is looking forward to Christmas on the Scarlet Squid, but Captain Captain is determined for it to be 'the perfect pirate Christmas' and keeps quoting Christm ...
Series 5: 22. The Unlucky Whistle
Captain Captain is in a whistling mood and keeps blowing her whistle at the Swashbucklers and the pirates. Gem warns her that if she blows her whistle too much, it can 'bri ...
Series 5: 21. Pirate Overboard
Cook and Line are laughing so much that they can barely salute the Captain. Captain Captain wants to know what's so funny. They tell her that Line told Cook a joke so funny ...
Series 5: 20. Pirate Puzzle Map
Captain Captain is not worried about losing any jewels today because she has discovered an ancient treasure map that promises to lead her to a bounty of new treasure. Unfortunat ...
Series 5: 19. Pirate's Den
Captain Captain is very grumpy having been kept awake by Cook and Line's loud snoring. She orders them to build her some comfy new captain's quarters in a quiet corner ...
Series 4: 3. Swimming Lessons
Series 5: 18. Sluggy The Sea Slug
Captain Captain is excited to introduce her new pet, Sluggy, a sea slug she found in a nearby rockpool. She thinks Sluggy is cute and adorable, but it's plain to see that S ...
Series 5: 17. Coco-nutty
Captain Captain has ordered Cook and Line to clean out the new shark tank, but they are scared of the sharks and decide to relax with a nice coconut instead. Captain Captain doe ...
Series 5: 16. Three Captain Captains
Captain Captain is surprised to find Cook and Line dressed up like her and shouting orders just like she does. Apparently she is always telling them to be more like her, but the ...
Series 4: 2. The New Captain
The Pirate Games
Pirate-themed game show. Swashbucklers Georgia, Freddie, Sam and Annabel take on the Sandy Scramble and Tumbly Barrel games in pursuit of Gem's jewels.
Series 5: 10. The Brig
Series 2 - Choccy Lock
Pirate-themed game show. Captain Sinker has a chest full of chocolate coins. Cook and Line can't resist the temptation, even though Sinker's stash is booby trapped!
Series 2: 15. Mr Feathers
Pirate-themed game show. Captain Sinker is jealous of Gem for having a parrot so she introduces her own budgie called Mr Feathers.
Series 5: 26. No Longer Naughty Pirates
Cook and Line are behaving completely out of character - speaking politely and moving gracefully. They are fed up of losing games all the time and have decided to be more like t ...
Series 1: 8. Jolly Jokers
Series 3: 11. One Of The Crew